Erotic Museum, Amsterdam

If you're looking for explicit, in-your-face sex stuff, you're barking up the wrong tree here. The Erotic Museum aims to blend eroticism with a touch of artistry. They're all about curating art, paintings, photos, sketches, sculptures, and prints from artists worldwide who share a common theme: eroticism and its expression through art. This mission is ongoing, and the museum also gives you a glimpse into some of the sexual services you'll find in the Red Light District.

When you step inside, you'll be greeted by a rather eye-catching sight: a mannequin in the throes of ecstasy, riding a powered-up dildo. The museum is a mix of contemporary erotic art, wax figures, various gadgets and toys, and even vintage erotic art and photos from the turn of the century. It might not be the best spot for those with a pure and innocent mindset, but it's definitely a unique place to check out in Amsterdam. After all, it's not every day you stumble upon a museum dedicated to erotica.

Now, the most ironic twist in this story is the gable stone on the building that reads, "God is myn burgh" (God is my fortress). Quite the contradiction, right?